basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

imagine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

imagine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

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bokunotheo:

when someone else tries to tell you how much your umbrella is worth

bokunotheo:

when someone else tries to tell you how much your umbrella is worth

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writtensould:

Happy 4/20

writtensould:

Happy 4/20

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i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

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bokunotheo:

nettlesnettlesnettlesnettles:

bokunotheo:

I just saw that video of you guys holding Alex down and giving him a cheese bukkake and I’m going having an out of body experience jfc.

My kitchen smells like Mr Reynolds now. My kitchen could get a car stuck in a ditch and then blow a .18 on a breathalyzer test and get fired from coaching basketball.

Absolutely disgusting. I’m noxious thinking about the events that transpired.

Don’t worry, we went outside after that and roasted each other for an hour. Then we got kicked out of Taco Bell for talking about fisting.

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bokunotheo asked: let's talk about the tags on the dildo post a pOLICE FLASHLIGHT!?

spaghelleton:

nettlesnettlesnettlesnettles:

You’ve never heard about that? It’s story time.

About a year ago, my house got broken into while my family was on vacation. The only things stolen were some jewelry, and $100. The city police sent an officer over, and my mom was showing him where the jewelry and money were. He had to use his flashlight, because the closet where the stolen items had been didn’t have a working light at the time. The officer set his flashlight on top of the safe, finished writing down what he needed to write, and walked back into our living room to finish asking questions and filling out the police report. The next day, I was looking for a jacket to wear, and found the flashlight instead. Naturally, the first thing that I do was think about whether or not I could fit it in my ass. There was only one way to find out. I rolled a condom over the flashlight, lubed it up, and in it went. I took it all the way to the actual light, where it starts to get thicker. After having my way with it, I disposed of the condom and placed the flashlight back where it was sitting before. The next morning, my mom walks into my bedroom with the flashlight, and asks me to take it back to the police station. I took it back, and they thanked me. There’s one of Lake City’s finest using a flashlight that was at some point inserted completely into my ass.

Nicolas Roberts still asserts that I should have turned on the flashlight while it was inside of me.

I still think you should have.

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tylerchokely:

slaughterhouse-420:

i think about this a lot

WHAT THE FUCK

baseballcardvandals:

now just wash your hands and you’re all set.

baseballcardvandals:

now just wash your hands and you’re all set.

glamourprince:

i asked him to make me a wee bit o scrumpy and he looked right into my eyes as he jacked off,

glamourprince:

i asked him to make me a wee bit o scrumpy and he looked right into my eyes as he jacked off,

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